travelweasel

The thing about the pug is that it absolutely could not survive in the wild. When it gets too fat, its face-fat blocks the breathing passages and it suffocates. When it gets winded it wheezes uncontrollably. When it gets too excited its eyes pop out! And its not a smart dog either. It’ll chase its own tail for hours. The animal is an evolutionary nightmare, and yet it survives and reproduces because people think pugs are adorable and hilarious. I used to disagree. The grown pug is hideous. But then I met a pug who had four baby pugs. And my goodness those puppies were cute. They sold like hot cakes.  Just look at the pictures.    

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